01:05 AM - 02:05 AM
Cruising Paradise: Above &... - S1 Ep1
...Below Deck: Brand new series - Chasing sun, romance and adventure... cruise ship crew and guests live their best lives at sea, starting in the Bahamas and with a champagne waterfall. (Ep1)
02:05 AM - 02:55 AM
Below Deck Down Under - S3 Ep4
Brand new series: Chef Tzarina cracks under pressure. Harry's future on the Katina is in doubt as he struggles with an injury. And tensions flare when Marina asks Wihan on a date. (S3 Ep4)
02:55 AM - 03:20 AM
Abbott Elementary - S2 Ep21
Mom: Janine's plan for a relaxing weekend away is derailed when her mother shows up unannounced asking for help. And Gregory brushes up on his people skills. (S2 Ep21) [SL]
03:20 AM - 03:45 AM
The Goldbergs - S5 Ep6
Girl Talk: Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6)
03:45 AM - 04:10 AM
The Goldbergs - S5 Ep7
A Wall Street Thanksgiving: Murray has to intervene when Marvin reveals that he's become a stockbroker and convinces Barry and his friends to invest money with him. (S5 Ep7)
04:10 AM - 04:30 AM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - S4 Ep16
Moo Moo: Jeffords wants to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas. (S4 Ep16)
04:30 AM - 04:55 AM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - S4 Ep17
Cop-Con: The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event. It's usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by telling them to be on their best behaviour. (S4 Ep17)
04:55 AM - 06:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA - S1 Ep23
Cafe 36: Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe 36 in Chicago. Husband-and-wife team Terry and Carol are stuck in the past and their head chef's lax attitude is driving away customers. (S2 Ep10) [SL]
06:00 AM - 06:30 AM
Modern Family - S3 Ep14
Me? Jealous?: Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad, that he doesn't notice when Claire thinks that Tad is being inappropriate with her. (S3 Ep14)
06:30 AM - 06:55 AM
Modern Family - S3 Ep15
Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15)
06:55 AM - 07:00 AM
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.
07:00 AM - 08:00 AM
Couples Come Dine with Me - S3 Ep13
In the West Country, Charlotte and Miguel's Venezuelan menu competes with Pansy and Rob's sophisticated fare and Elle and Dave's organic, wheat-free feast.
08:00 AM - 09:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA - S2 Ep3
Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3) [SL]
09:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA - S2 Ep4
Mojito: Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering. (S3 Ep4)
On air
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM
America's Funniest Home Videos - S33 Ep9
22 minutes leftAlfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A helpful little boy draws eyebrows on his bald baby brother. Plus: wedding disasters. (S33 Ep9)
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM
Below Deck Down Under - S3 Ep4
Brand new series: Chef Tzarina cracks under pressure. Harry's future on the Katina is in doubt as he struggles with an injury. And tensions flare when Marina asks Wihan on a date. (S3 Ep4)
12:00 PM - 12:30 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep8
O Brother, Where Bart Thou?: Bart grows jealous of Lisa's relationship with Maggie and heads to an orphanage to find a baby brother. Guest starring Kim Cattrall. (S21 Ep8/23)
12:30 PM - 01:00 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep9
Thursdays with Abie: Grampa tells a journalist about his wartime service on a battleship. The story brings Grampa lots of attention, but his relationship with Homer suffers. (S21 Ep9/23)
01:00 PM - 01:30 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep10
Once Upon a Time in Springfield: Krusty gets a beautiful new co-star (guest voice Anne Hathaway). Mr Burns withdraws the staff's free doughnuts at the nuclear power plant. (S21 Ep10/23)
01:30 PM - 02:00 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep11
Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11/23)
02:00 PM - 02:30 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - S5 Ep19
Bachelor/ette Party: Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19)
02:30 PM - 03:00 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - S5 Ep20
Show Me Going: The squad worry about Diaz when she responds to an active shooter alert. (S5 Ep20)
03:00 PM - 03:30 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep7
Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7)
03:30 PM - 04:00 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep8
Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8)
04:00 PM - 04:30 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep9
When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9)
04:30 PM - 05:00 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep10
Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10)
05:00 PM - 05:30 PM
The Simpsons - S20 Ep1
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes: Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters. Marge gets a job at an erotic bakery. (S20 Ep1/21)
05:30 PM - 06:00 PM
The Simpsons - S20 Ep2
Lost Verizon: When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him. (S20 Ep2/21)
06:00 PM - 06:30 PM
The Simpsons - S20 Ep3
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble: Bart switches places with his doppelganger Simon. But it turns out Simon's wealthy family are plotting against him. (S20 Ep3/21)
06:30 PM - 07:00 PM
The Simpsons - S20 Ep10
Take My Life, Please: Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame. (S20 Ep10/21)
07:00 PM - 07:30 PM
The Simpsons - S27 Ep14
Gal of Constant Sorrow: Bart and Lisa get to know a homeless folk singer. Homer's attempt at DIY traps the cat in the walls of the house, so he launches a rescue bid. (S27 Ep14/22)
07:30 PM - 08:00 PM
The Simpsons - S27 Ep15
Lisa the Veterinarian: Lisa is inspired to become a vet and begins an internship at a local surgery. Marge gets a job as a crime scene cleaner but finds it traumatic. (S27 Ep15/22)
08:00 PM - 09:00 PM
New: Below Deck Down Under - S3 Ep5
Brand new series: Johnny and a guest send the deck team into a frenzied panic when they flip a jet ski in dangerously shallow water. (S3 Ep5)
09:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Gogglebox: Celebrity Special... - S26 Ep17
...for SU2C: Tom Daley, Charlotte Church and Gordon Ramsay join regular Goggleboxers for a special edition including The Watcher, I Can See Your Voice and Love Is Blind. (S20 Ep8)
10:00 PM - 12:00 AM
American Pie 2
(2001) Crude, still-coming-of-age comedy with Jason Biggs and Eugene Levy. The lads' shenanigans continue as they return from college to do it - or not - all over again.
12:00 AM - 01:05 AM
Naked Attraction - S4 Ep2
Zoe is struggling to find someone who shares her enthusiasm for the natural look. Derry is worried that his jet-set lifestyle is ruining his chances of finding love. (S4 Ep2)