06:50 AM - 07:00 AM
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.
07:00 AM - 08:00 AM
Couples Come Dine with Me - S3 Ep10
In south London, there are feeding faux pas, raunchy revelations and kitchen catastrophes, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.
08:00 AM - 09:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA - S2 Ep1
Hot Potato Café: The Hot Potato Café in Philadelphia has never made a profit. When the chips are down, can Gordon help save the restaurant? (S3 Ep1) [SL]
09:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA - S2 Ep2
Flamangos: Gordon visits Flamangos in rural New Jersey, where mother and daughter Adele and Cheryl are stuck in their tropical ways. But their restaurant is far from paradise. (S3 Ep2)
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM
America's Funniest Home Videos - S33 Ep8
Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture memorable moments. How does a kid react when he gets an actual, real-life pony for Christmas? Spoiler: it's not how you'd expect! (S33 Ep8)
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM
Below Deck Down Under - S3 Ep3
Brand new series: Harry makes a move on Brianna. But just as sparks start to fly, he picks up an injury. Meanwhile, Anthony's so sick of Tzarina that he considers leaving the boat. (S3 Ep3)
12:00 PM - 12:30 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep3
The Great Wife Hope: The male citizens of Springfield become obsessed with the brutal sport of Ultimate Punching, and Marge ends up getting challenged to step into the ring... (S21 Ep3/23)
12:30 PM - 01:00 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep4
Treehouse of Horror XX: Bart and Lisa seek revenge on their teachers. Krusty's latest snack turns Springfield's citizens into zombies. Moe's beer is tainted with Homer's blood. (S21 Ep4/23)
01:00 PM - 01:30 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep5
The Devil Wears Nada: Marge becomes famous when she poses for a racy charity calendar. Mr Burns promotes Carl to supervisor. (S21 Ep5/23)
01:30 PM - 02:00 PM
The Simpsons - S21 Ep6
Pranks and Greens: Bart is determined to seek out the best prankster in Springfield Elementary's history to ask him all about his legendary practical jokes. (S21 Ep6/23)
02:00 PM - 02:30 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - S5 Ep17
DFW: Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate to come and stay with him and Santiago. But she's a bit of a nightmare. (S5 Ep17)
02:30 PM - 03:00 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - S5 Ep18
Gray Star Mutual: A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, and Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18)
03:00 PM - 03:30 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep3
Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2)
03:30 PM - 04:00 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep2
Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3)
04:00 PM - 04:30 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep4
The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4)
04:30 PM - 05:00 PM
Modern Family - S4 Ep6
Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6)
05:00 PM - 05:30 PM
The Simpsons - S18 Ep19
Crook and Ladder: When members of the Springfield fire department are injured, Homer, Moe, Apu and Skinner volunteer to be temporary firefighters. (S18 Ep19/22)
05:30 PM - 06:00 PM
The Simpsons - S18 Ep20
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot: After rescuing Homer from a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper is recruited as a police dog and is teamed up with grizzled veteran cop Lou. (S18 Ep20/22)
06:00 PM - 06:30 PM
The Simpsons - S18 Ep21
24 Minutes: In a parody of the action series 24, Bart and Lisa must stop bullies releasing a stink bomb at school. (S18 Ep21/22)
06:30 PM - 07:00 PM
The Simpsons - S18 Ep22
You Kent Always Say What You Want: After spilling coffee on his lap, Kent Brockman swears on live TV and gets fired. So Kent and Lisa team up to broadcast inconvenient truths. (S18 Ep22/22)
07:00 PM - 07:30 PM
The Simpsons - S27 Ep12
Much Apu About Something: Apu loses his job when his shop is rebranded as a health food market aimed at a hip young crowd. Bart's latest prank has terrible consequences. (S27 Ep12/22)
07:30 PM - 08:00 PM
The Simpsons - S27 Ep13
Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4: Professor Frink uses science to turn into a ladies' man. And medication makes Grampa and the Retirement Castle residents hallucinate. (S27 Ep13/22)
08:00 PM - 09:00 PM
New: Below Deck Down Under - S3 Ep4
Brand new series: Chef Tzarina cracks under pressure. Harry's future on the Katina is in doubt as he struggles with an injury. And tensions flare when Marina asks Wihan on a date. (S3 Ep4)
09:00 PM - 10:00 PM
New: Cruising Paradise: Above &... - S1 Ep1
...Below Deck: Brand new series - Chasing sun, romance and adventure... cruise ship crew and guests live their best lives at sea, starting in the Bahamas and with a champagne waterfall. (Ep1)
10:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Gogglebox - S20 Ep4
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly, Corrie, Antiques Roadshow, Frozen Planet II, Kings of Pain, Help! My House Is Haunted, and ITV News on Kwasi Kwarteng's disastrous mini-budget. (S20 Ep4)
11:00 PM - 12:05 AM
Gogglebox - S20 Ep5
On the box this time: Bad Sisters, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, The Kardashians, Super/Natural, A Trip to Infinity, and the BBC News on Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget U-turn. (S20 Ep5)
12:05 AM - 01:05 AM
First Dates - S14 Ep5
Double-divorcee and 'hopeless romantic' Ian hopes it's third time lucky with Amy. Scientist Gerald meets 'free spirit' Lisa. And will nervous Danny regret his five pre-date pints? (S16 Ep2) [SL]